I am Animal

So last night I had this weird dream. It goes like this:

My dad and I are on a long drive. The car is our new red convertible. The road we are going on is supposed to be scenic. And boy is it scenic! There are waterfalls every 2 or 3 miles! If you have seen Avatar these are like the waterfalls of the Hallelujah Mountains, just hanging in mid-air. And the road twists and turns around it, like a roller coaster and you swerve this way and that. So we're swishing around and I'm holding onto my dad for dear life. (we're going vertically, if I let go, I actually fall to... I don't know what I would hit, we're too high!) My dad has the greatest idea at the greatest time. ( I hope you realize that last sentence was complete sarcasm)
"Why don't you take pictures? You have your camera right?" He says. I look down at my cute, dull yellow tote bag that's in the back seat which contains my small silver camera and then back at my dad.

"Um... It's in my bag and I can't reach it." I say as I attempt to reach it. My dad just reaches back and gets the camera. He ties it to his wrist and hands the camera to me smiling. I give a partial smile back and attempt to take pictures. but they are all blurry, so I try and change the picture settings to 'Fast' or 'Action' but I keep pressing the wrong buttons and the pictures become blurry. So I give up and just look at the waterfalls. Then, finally we get on a straight road on the ground, I find the right setting and take a picture of a regular waterfall that was actually not that fascinating.

Suddenly, I am in a dark, small space. I see a worm, a monkey, a goat, a cat, and I see myself... an elephant. Someone has trapped us in here, and we're miserable because we can barely move around. But somehow, we find a tunnel, and we climb to the top, I break open the cage door and there's an elevator. I tell goat and mouse to go back down and replace the cage door, then join us. Cat and I (we're best friends) we go into the elevator and go all the way down. When we get out, we realize we are in a Casino. One for animals, so nobody notices that it's weird that we're out. Except this one human girl. When she sees us, she runs to the elevator. We walk out and there's a table in front of us with a bunch of poker chips and a bunch of cards. Cat and I want them all, so one of the humans working there give us two never-ending teeny-weeny black bags for the chips, and two orange bags for the cards.

Suddenly, I am Sandra Bullock, and like Angelina Jolie in Salt, I am a spy and I am running away from the police and my partner is helping me. But after running away from them for two hours, I change my mind and become good again and go back to my work place. But my partner is still a spy and he puts a gun to our boss's head and gets fired.


Then, my dad pulls me out of bed (literally) so that's the end of that.